Sami

“I’d hire you at Hooters... you’d have to work in the kitchen, but yeah.” - @gordanshumway3

[liyah @hm_liyah]

being new at a job and having 2 follow the person training u around is soooo humiliating i feel like an imaginary friend

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

[Satan @s8n]

Humans are proof that God makes mistakes

[Sami @AcetoSami]

Slowly learning that a Pisces+Scorpio relationship is just us asking each other intense and emotionally revealing questions on a daily basis

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@poisonjr Stop yelling at me!!!!

[folake aina @f0lake]

i have seen some of the greatest minds of this generation destroyed by 2 month situationships

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@pebbut Also sticking her whole head out the window of a moving car was dramatic af so yeah she had it coming

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@earthdombaby As in you two should unmatch.

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@theestallion Wonder how it feels to have lived my dream

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

“overnight oats” that is GRUEL

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

it can’t be “corny” or “cringe” unless you believe it is. “embarrassment” is a social construct. BE FREE! this life shit already SUCK, don’t make it worse for yourself ❤️

[Sami @AcetoSami]

Fucking NEED THISSS

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@KenzieKuhlmann Paul 🥹 the gay millennials 🥹🥹🥹

[Sami @AcetoSami]

So many masked women are out here with their unmasked boyfriends right next to them someone pls explain

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@JeffisTallguy I’m so sorry I’m actually not going to be doing that

[🐗 @reallychillman]

No babe your ass is perfect, the big ones scare me

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@JamieManelis Telling me my feelings are valid is actually very invalidating for me

[Sami @AcetoSami]

@anaykashe I mean now that you mention it…