Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛

A professional overthinker & part-time chaos gremlin ♐

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

So help me God🙏🏾

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

Awesome riddance

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Dani Ceballos LEAVES Real Madrid as free agent, confirmed. ⚪️👋🏼

Spanish midfielder’s contract has been terminated as he leaves on mutual agreement.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Your friends when you give them access to your hotspot

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

For so many obvious reasons, I hope this is not true at all.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 JUST IN: Kylian Mbappé will mainly play OUTSIDE THE BOX for Real Madrid next season.

The plan is for him to receive the ball outside the box and have SPACE in front of him to run into.

The club does NOT want him to play as a normal box striker.

Real Madrid consider Mbappé as the CORNERSTONE of the project, and they will do EVERYTHING to build the team around him. @diarioas

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

She's top 3 most red-listed people on this app; and she's not number 3.

[VO OLUCHI @theyenvyvivian]

I need a gym buddy. If you’re a gym bro, text me.🙈

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

What a deal, for both Como and Real Madrid 🔥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Como agree deal with Real Madrid to BUY Nico Páz on permanent move, here we go! 💣🇦🇷

Agreement reached as Como will re-buy Nico Páz from Real Madrid.

Nico wanted to stay at Como.

ℹ️ Real Madrid will keep control on Nico and mantain BUY BACK CLAUSE. ⚪️🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

Valverde... I hope Mourinho is taking note.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 JUST IN: There’s TENSION between Bielsa and Uruguay team.

Fede Valverde, along with Rochet, Ugarte, and Bentancur, met with Bielsa to tell him they CAN’T STAND his training methods.

They believe the coach is putting too much pressure on them and are demanding a counter-attacking style of play against Spain.

They complained about the INTENSITY of the training sessions and the injuries they caused to some of their teammates.

They want to play with a low block and counter-attack against Spain. @ESPNUruguay

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I've not seen it yet but I can bet my left testicle - someone somewhere is tweeting about Ycee's projected networth and how Peller is 20x richer than Ycee so Ycee is jealous.

I am sure.

A culturally bankrupt society whose source of validation comes from asslicking the wealthy.

No Ideological compass. No guiding principle. No strength. Just "I get money pass you".

A congregation of fools, from whence no progress is in sight.

You know why sane societies thrive out here? Because people don't fucking care what you have.

The concept of human dignity exists. Even the poor will stand tall in the face of the wealthy and battle opinion for opinion.

Phones are merely for calls. Cars are merely for transportation. Not status symbols.

Until the day you decentre ranking people and prioritising their opinions based on the depths of their pockets - you will always be bottom feeders.

[Victor Emiantor @Victor105460772]

I get her point saying that jobs are not available so they have to find a way to make money through content but if you watch Layi Wasabi and then you watch Peller you'll understand what Ycee is saying. The uprising is not about content, it is about unintelligence.

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Peller is so stupid that I’m willing to bet my life that he doesn’t understand this scene😭😭

He dull gan

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.

It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.

Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.

This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.

It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Competitive international goals without friendlies & penalties:

🇦🇷 Messi: 44
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 101

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

Mbappe said this himself just a fortnight ago. I don't know what you're on about.

[III @Cerebrone]

Lmao. Don’t mind the clowns.

Someone guarantees 40 goals minimum per season, and you’re obsessed with him defending. Never seen anything like it.

Common sense says you give him the freedom to multiply & maximise those numbers, let lesser players do the bricklayer shifts.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Como would receive €10m from Real Madrid if they do NOT re-sign Nico Páz on permanent deal by Monday.

Real Madrid want €60m from Como or they would seek slightly more than €60m from Inter or Premier League clubs keen.

🎥➕ https://t.co/MZtbVRdS7e

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

😂😂😂

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 José Mourinho: “What am I looking forward to in the World Cup?

I want Real Madrid players to LOSE because I want them back for pre-season.” [BeastModeOn] 🤣

[Ose @Iam_smeezy]

“Olodo uprising — Peller culture”

But you were on caterefe’s live. Lol

[Reedor Ways @richone090]

Pocking intelligent conversation to many Nigerian youths now makes you look like an odd one out. A large chunk just want to get laid, play snooker and smooch.

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

She can never love you more than me sha.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

❤️

[Ṣèyífúnmiᐟ㋛ @acey_jr]

You can tell some people are scared Portugal may win the WC.