scorpi(ho) 🦂

everyone’s least favorite scorpio 💁🏼‍♀️♏️ #forestfam #beherenow

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

My brain waking me up at 4am: I better check my credit score

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Don’t let your coffee get cold

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

I love people

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

when ur being mean to me this is who youre being mean to btw

[☔ @Whotfismick]

If I got paid for overthinking

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Were you rocking around the christmas tree with other bitches yes or no

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

My cat when I sleep at someone else’s house for a night

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an understanding partner when you’re such an overthinker.

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

Had one episode left of the show my ex and I watched together and he just texted me and ruined the ending. Was gonna watch it when I got home tonight. If that isn’t the most lethal blow then idk what is.

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

Bacon sucks and ruins every food it’s in

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

What food opinion will have you like this

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

Sometimes when I’m bartending if I forget what type of mixer they asked for I just pour club soda on top and when they say “this was supposed to be vodka TONIC” I go, “omg I must have to go change the soda I’ll BRB!” Follow me for more life hacks

[scorpi(ho) 🦂 @aceypea3]

I changed a guys name in my phone and added red flags and took a letter from his name cuz he pissed me off. Tell me why I screenshotted our chat and sent it to him to remind him of a convo 💀💀💀 oops I forgot I did that. I am now 🚩🚩🚩the dells🚩🚩🚩

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily