Anxiety: You didn't lock the door
Me: Yes I did.
Anxety: Are you sure ?
Me: YES, I vividly remember doing it cos it was 30 seconds ago.
Anxiety: What if you remember doing it yester...
Me:
The honeymoon phase of parenting is wild. Eli just sent me pictures of the back of Atlasโs head and I thought they were the cutest pictures ever ๐#newparents
Iโll be a mom in five days! How freaking crazy!! I am so excited and terrified and happy and anxious at the same time! Cannot wait to see our tiny little human ๐คฐ๐ป๐ฅฐโจ๐คฑ๐ป
There is a group of co-workers talking in the office right now, and I KID YOU NOT one of the girls raised her hand to be called on in the conversation. Like why am I here? Please send help.
I have a Jonas Brothers concert to go to in an hour and my pregnant ass hasnโt even gotten ready because Iโm waiting outside of Little Caesars for my baby daddy to get me some cheesy bread ๐๐๐
Does anyone else get tired of seeing women sharing posts on Facebook about their Husbands not listening, or cleaning, or being romantic? Like how gross and toxic is that, or is that just me? How would you feel if your Husband shared posts like that? #letsnot#respectgoesbothways
Listen, real talk, if you are not supportive and positive in my life, itโs goodbye. โ๐ป Time to keep nothing but positive vibes in my circle. If that means my circle is small AF, so be it. Happiest, Glowiest fucking circle youโll ever see! #GlowUPPP#PositiveVibesOnly