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mildly provocative.

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my sister got her nails done and now my mums telling her she’s gonna get aids

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whoever coined the term journey juice is poet

[ຸ @taergp]

🖤

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@Yamscasino CRYINGGGGGGH

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my air fryer is fucking fantastic

[A @aifheli_]

Have you logged a ticket?

[a. @acgutz]

Invisalign 🤝🏾 OMAD

[a. @acgutz]

falling in love with the gym >

[anna @twtrlssanna]

if you have diarrhea and you shit something out after it’s been in you an hour. and if intestines are thirty miles long end to end. dos that mean food is going through you at thirty miles an hour

[a. @acgutz]

my cheat meal today was 2000 calories 🧍🏾‍♀️

[gale @dissolvetoday]

buying oat milk here means finding whichever brand they’ve randomly made £1.50 that week instead of £2.30

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Let me not even complain about the heat being unbeatable. I remember at the start of the year it rained for like 45 days straight

[a. @acgutz]

@ShabanaMahmood What’s devastating is Birmingham residents not having their bins collected in weeks, a council floundering millions away in dodgy IT contracts, no third spaces for young people, increased council tax just to name a few. You delivered poor results in Birmingham for years!

[a. @acgutz]

although I am petrified if Michael Jackson when I am high I love that man. What a talent, what an entertainer. RIP scary man x

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

[twisted cyclepath @ladyaethernaut]

my mother was complaining about how a documentary my father is watching is boring and he just went “well im SORRY that nobody’s been RAPED and KILLED for your liking”

[a. @acgutz]

@Frxmzy This guy is just racist

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[a. @acgutz]

imagine thinking your passport expires on the day it expires

[a. @acgutz]

Don Toliver should’ve been on 305