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That Guy

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Jimmy had a “Ross” moment. #LoveIsBlind

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People: turns on radio, listens to music.
106.7: turns on radio, commercials every single time. @1067Litefm

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@HomeDepot why don’t you make Returns separate from customer service? Hmmmm? I’ve been standing here for hours because people want to chat about their life. Just open up a separate chat line so the rest of us can get to work.

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Except on my block. My street is the before pick every single day. #nycsanitationonceayear #nyc #NYCMarathon

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Just make Disneyland Disney world and make Disney world Disneyland.

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@pizzahut smaller marinara cups… ok, but all your takeout locations fill them half way anyways. You didn’t need to make the damn cups smaller.

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Is Thompson wearing a “fat” suit? She is supposed to be an aged Olympian. It doesn’t look “fat” to me, it looks like it’s supposed to. Sorry. Fat is different. Hurt and shame run deep and no one will ever see things for how they are just how they feel them.

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Epiphone Adam Jones Les Paul sells out in minutes #tool #adamjones #epiphone #gibson

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Imagine The Family Madrigal didn’t help out their community and kept their gifts for themselves…. #NYC, #BillionairesRow, #1%, #GodBlessAmerica

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@Apple there’s a weird glitch in ios16. If I type a search into Safari and type the letters “bes” the app crashes every time.

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I can tell you with 💯 certainty that Zanab will never grow or change in her life. Even through this whole experience, she will continue to see the world through her eyes and refuse to see any other point of view but her own. Fucking God Bless You. #LOVEISBLINDreunion

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A simple “I do not” would have sufficed. #LoveIsBlind #zanabandcole

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#HouseOfTheDragon #feet

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@BuzzFeedVideo Ooooorrr ooooorrrr hear me out… How about, you just don’t order pizza. If u don’t want to eat bread then don’t order pizza. Otherwise if you want pizza, you eat the pizza. Don’t want the bread, then don’t eat the pizza. But u know, who cares?

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Typically a company will create new features to entice customers to buy premium to use those exciting new features. Then there’s @MyFitnessPal who removes common everyday features from the free tier to force users to buy premium. #delete

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Everyone: Nu Metal is a fucking joke.
Woodstock99 Documentary: 🥹
Everyone again: yo I fucking love the 90s

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I don’t get it… Everyone already watched #TheTerminalList when they watched #WithoutRemorse on Prime.

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I don’t think anything like #Woodstock99 will happen again… Enter #AstroWorld ….. yep, we’ve learned nothing.

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Let me help you, help me, by not helping you.

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Thank you #SNL for calling out the nyc mayor and the subway issues. Also B&H joke had me crying.