Alexis Chamberlain

I suck at keeping up with the twitter and I probably talk about my kids too much. These are my opinions.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

We're grown ups. @manifestoagency #birthday #happy5th #bentstick @ Manifesto https://t.co/OkFWVQE27H

[Stephanie Skora @Stephanie_Skora]

Time to remind folks that there have been more US Senators arrested for sexual misconduct in bathrooms than trans people #NorthCarolina

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

You can take the girl out of Nike... #airmaxday @ Casa De Chamby https://t.co/gl4uBhpwKo

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Hopefully @nbc is busy thinking up more dead brother questions for their next interview with @MillerBode. Jesus.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Hey US government, please get your shit together. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

"Sometimes you're not a closer and sometimes you are" - wise words from my 3.5 year old

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

I think I'm liking this new pope

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

My son calls instructions "destructions." Seems about right for him.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

What does one wear for a day that includes a pedicure, pig roast & pub crawl?

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Obsessed http://t.co/Sv5M4JeoIz

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Just cleaned out my twitter history. Yikes. Apparently in 2010 I forgot how the Internet works. #inappropriate #lockitup

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Last tweet: July 2010. So let's try this again, shall we...

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Mmmm...huli huli chicken, couscous, corn and edamame make it all better.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

My agency has been casting models for a shoot the last few days. Damn these kids are youngins!

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Also I can spell. Goodnight.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Realize last week that my baby had basically been going hungery for the past week. #motheroftheyear

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Whatever you believe in: prayer, power of positive thought, sending positive vibes, do it for @laylagrace & her family today. They need it.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Can't stop thinking about @laylagrace and her family. Sending every good vibe I have their way.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Having a child is detrimental to twittering.

[Alexis Chamberlain @achamby]

Fact: Hipsters hate babies