Allison Chandler

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches

[Shikha Jain MD, FACP @ShikhaJainMD]

Cancer patients who have cancer and are pregnant will now not be able to have an abortion in many states so they can start chemotherapy and save their own life. Think about that. #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #IDissent #SaveOurLives #SaveOurRights

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

#voicesaveevan

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@evollman the only thing that can cure my cabin fever... Kyle Mooney.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

A nap is never just a nap #TheBachelor @marywix @evollman

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@MattMcAndrew @MrTaylorJohn can this duo happen in real life please?! Don't put these ideas in my head. #thevoicefinale

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@evollman meh, it's doubtful. Just felt it an appropriate avenue to express my deep thoughts at the skating rink tonight.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

Did they ever come out with part 3 of the ChaCha Slide? Unsure.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

Dunston Checks In on HBO. Gonna be a good Sunday.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

“@marywix: Missed connection at Outback... Life ruined.” It's eating me alive! #bloominsoulmate

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@evollman congratulations, my friend. You have arrived.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@WellsAdams please pick me and @maggieashworth! It's the least you could do after Ole Miss murdered Bama last weekend... #consolationprize?

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@made4radio @WellsAdams Shit'll buff out.

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@WellsAdams I'll offer up my TV. You seem responsible.

[So You Think You Can Dance @DANCEonFOX]

I just got an extra entry to DO:MORE with @DegreeWoman at the #SYTYCD Finale! Details: http://t.co/2QlGoXz88M

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

Watching Catfish with @evollman. "I've been in a chatroom or two before." #shitemilysays @zacharytanner

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@evollman also, you're reading The Tennesseean? Already acting like a Nashville local, I see...

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

@evollman tickets go on sale in t-minus 3 minutes. You best believe I'm buying one. #jackismyman

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

I checked into Centeroo @Bonnaroo. Enter to win 2014 VIP passes and a new @FordFiesta: http://t.co/UXgCUnaoUN #FiestaMovement

[Allison Chandler @achan238]

I checked into Centeroo @Bonnaroo. Enter to win 2014 VIP passes and a new @FordFiesta: http://t.co/UXgCUnaoUN #FiestaMovement