I had the pleasure of working with @HullCity again this week, and creating a programme cover with @acunilicali on the front was a lot of fun! More stuff to come… #hcafc
Just @Ticketmaster raising the price of regular standing tickets for @oasis and re-naming them ‘in demand standing tickets’. They’re just as bad as the touts.
#Ticketmaster#Oasis
Ian Hislop, "Lee Anderson did a thing about St George's Day where he said he was incredibly proud.. He had St George's Day cufflinks.. And he said: this is one in the eye for all you lot of avocado eating Palestinian flag wavers"
"And I was thinking: St George came from Palestine" #HIGNFY
Clive Myrie, "What has recently been discovered in a harbour near Portsmouth?"
Ian Hislop, "It's not all the money stolen by all the water companies over the years, is it?"
Paul Merton, "You say stolen?"
Ian Hislop, "They've literally borrowed money in order to give it to their shareholders.. I think this is theft.. The river is not the only thing full of 💩"
Introducing - The Dirty Protest - a petition against shit in our oceans, signed with shit from our oceans 💩🌊
A global initiative in partnership with @RentHavDK, @OceanSewage and @renasys_
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Take action, sign your name with shit - https://t.co/4QEtZZMfos
Omg I’m TIRED of MPs saying NHS needs reform. Private hospitals don’t have A&E departments, they use NHS Drs in emergencies, they use NHS ambulances, they’re not equipped to look after the UK. Said before & I’ll say again… even if you’re private who’d you call in emergencies? Answer the NHS.
@1_DanKemp Sign of a potentially great manager- one who isn’t blinded by the fairytale of playing the same way every game but one who grinds out results when necessary.
Paul McCartney walks to stage at Glastonbury 2022, waves to the crowd, and hits one of the most iconic tunes of all time. Spine tingling to be there 👌🏻
#Glastonbury#Glasto