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@pitchjokes, @funnyordie sometimes
I. Am. Job!

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The Exorcist
Mondays at 8 on CBS

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my dude you are reviewing SCARY MOVIE 6 can you try this again in english

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@RottenTomatoes Terrifier - Kidz Bop Edition

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the next Final Destination movie should just be a series of influencers dying horrifically from the shit products they try to sell everyone

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@unlimited_ls Pit bulls can be sweet animals, unless of course they’re owned by animals

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@consequence “It’s not gonna be fucking lame” is usually what they say right before dropping something really fucking lame

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We’ll know the AI bubble is really close to bursting when Sam Altman starts flailing around and shapeshifting like the T-1000 when it’s dying

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@Vivek4real_ Someone needs to stuff this dork back into his locker

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starring Dane Cook as Art Garfunkel

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@KirbyCheatFurby There was an audience?

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my wife when I’m listening to Rush

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jeez even the aliens are on fentanyl

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The Pentagon has released UAP footage showing a humanoid figure identical to what was seen over Sequoia National Park in 2015.

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@ChrisMurphyCT Well at least one of them is trying to make people laugh

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@RollingStone “went out with a bang”

the bang:

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@BENZOTOOIE yikes

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@BlueGeorgia This has more jokes in the first few minutes than any Late Show clip I’ve seen over the past 10 years

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@redsteeze Better turn those replies off before someone can point out that that’s not the reason the show got canceled!

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Kirk Hammett every day

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It's natural to make mistakes, but Metallica’s Kirk Hammett is making too many!

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@nypost Wait, are we sure these two aren’t related

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@Lordoftheringsu Read the room Peter, there’s worse FedEx drivers in the news lately

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@Reddit_Retards *of course* they made a sequel that did a fraction of the numbers that the first one did