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[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

A Nairobi based politician and comedian hired a Kshs. 800,000,000 helicopter to fly from Wilson Airport to a local field in Umoja exactly 12 kilometres away to attend a football match being played by local youth. His aim was to create excitement and attract crowds with plane for him to make Tiktok videos to show how much is loved.

He met an uninterested lot of youth playing soccer peacefully who refused to move an inch for him to land. They seemed completely unbothered and continued with their business! The comedian had to turn back to wherever he came from, and this is how voters are going to take him back to the Kenya National Theatre in August next year.

The soil that God created the current breed of young Kenyans must have been so precious. They are no longer excited by material things and dramatic stunts from these politicians. Just too proud of this generation and for sure they are going to create an historic paradigm shift in the ballot come next year!

Just because this particular political clown has touched stolen and corruption money from the current killer regime he thinks he can defecate on the heads of people with it. Hiring an helicopter to go and donate Kshs. 50,000, 12km away! Madness blended with ignorance!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Make sure you’re well planned when going to JK Live. The resurrected Jeff Koinange is something else 😂😂

He cooked John Mbadi and served him hot

[kasauria @MyKiror]

Natural light is essential.

[James @james_maanzo]

@alexmwanzo @xysist More photos 🫠

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@Femzyr1 You suspect you are smarter than that man who builds houses for his girls, eh?

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@John63681549 Not even bruised egos?

[Obeds Oriku @snaynek5]

I need an explanation @_shakenya I am in the office, working and healthy but on my medical records on SHA, it shows that I have gone to hospital and treated today. I have UTI and being given an antibiotic and paracetamol @Mizani254 @eli_likuyani @wmuchelle and doc is Somali

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@tebogstaT @leeroyivry And being in two locations at the "same" time.

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

Guys who say SHA doesn't work are not very sincere.
Recently, my folk accrued a bill of KES 500K. SHA came through-they made my brothers and sisters contribute money, something they never did before. Hapa nje watu huficha pesa!

[𝐆_𝐦𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Ittsalex7]

Ukikuja sleepover na hii surwar itabidi umerudi kwenu tu roho safii. Siwezi lala na nyanya mzee

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@_kamaa1 @beth_kasinga She is manifesting eh?

[Kenya Wildlife Service @KWSKenya]

@wakilinaph Oneni huyu sasa, mkuu, priiss! Achana na tumbili za wakenya kabisa… Tafuta Uongo Ingine bana. Sisi tumejitoa 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@KhalifKairo Poleni sana kwa haya maneno.

[cheeky chap @acheekychap]

@kamauwaruhiu And then you keep it under 2000rpm all the way. That light right foot is like therapy for self awareness.

[Christian Craighead @one_man_in]

Seven years since the darkness descended on DusitD2.

I remain deeply grateful to God that I could stand and fight against those forces of evil.

Moments like these remind me: we run toward the fight so others can live. Honored to have been part of it. 🇰🇪🏴‍☠️

#7YearsLater #StandAgainstEvil #TerroristAttackGirl #FaithOverFear

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

I was offered sex with a 21-year-old girl today...

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.

Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

[Chebonandi ( Lillith) @epcogal]

Repost kindly ,,,

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Stories like these make me cry. Alice Mumbua, 71 has been imprisoned at Mega Life Hospital for 5 months because she couldn't afford a bill, even after her husband sold everything and paid Ksh 1.1 million. The husband died, she begged them to allow her to go say goodbye, they mocked and locked her up. What is this surely? 😭😭😭. @HonAdenDuale @kmpdu @MikeSonko @MOH_Kenya...