Shivani🥀

rest of my life is just me yawning and going back to sleep

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Somebody in the world must be scratching their butt and yawning at the moment
#just3amthoughts

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@peeliscooter I never claimed i was🤷🏻‍♀😂

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Mirzapur sux.

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@peeliscooter Exactly! So am i🤷🏻‍♀😂 and thats what i did

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@peeliscooter And hey the one who watches the shittiest series is the one you're dating so you're not smart either lol😂

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@9988Saab I dont disagree😂🖐

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Mirzapur is potty susu

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@peeliscooter Trolling some other series doesnt make mirzapur any good lol🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@peeliscooter Yea thats exactly what my next tweet was talking bout lmao

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Lol i'm done with criticizing a lame ass series now i can die happily

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Okay so madarchod bhenchod all sorts of chods!
Koi sense h iss baat ki?
Mirzapur walo ko kafi lag rhi thi

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Why i hate mirzapur?
Cuz everbody else is crazy bout it.
So yea hello you over-hyped-series-watcher! Burn in hell. Thank you so much.

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Unpopular opinion but mirzapur just shouldn't have existed.

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

If you ever were singing loudly thinking nobody was listening and ur microphone was on? My friend thats when you jump in poop pot and die
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I dont mind crying together

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

Cute-little-sneeze mid sentence is such a turn on
@peeliscooter 😘😭

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@flywithparii Looool

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

@_itsnishtha My body couldnt see what was coming lol😭

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

So yesterday at 3 in the night i rolled up on a banana on my bed and squashed it flat
#howcoolisthat

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

A short lesson that beds are clearly not the place for throwing un-eaten bananas.

[Shivani🥀 @achhaokay]

So yesterday at 3 in the night i rolled up on a banana on my bed and squashed it flat
#howcoolisthat