mayonnaise

spread em nice n easy boy-o

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woke up one day like fuck it

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condiments have feelings too

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i really forgot about this for a sec but i’m the daddy☺️

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can mayonnaise get drunk bc i am

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@PatrickDatGuy mayonnaise is an instrument

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patrick star was correct, that is all

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as a jar of mayonnaise, ragu is a disgrace to humanity

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miracle whip is a bitch & doesn’t exist. prove me wrong