Achmed Rauff

Disruptive Innovator.
Malaysian.
Allergic to Bullshit.

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Meluat timeline penuh politikus.
Sembang pegang keris otak kosong tetap bergema tong kosong.

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Ahhh so Kyo can go about colleges and distribute alcoholic drink vouchers on campus. Sounds very responsible yes?

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Well done Sabah.
Jangan bagi muka politik toxic semenanjung.

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@namasayahassan @slatan0108 From boiler room to steamboat room real quick eh? 😅

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Court kotor hitam berkerak ada hati nak caj RM70 sejam. Pegi mampus le weh.

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So @Cloudflare how about that discount ey?

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I have really nothing much to say these days. Perhaps there is really nothing worth saying in the first place.

Kumbaya.

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Aku dah kata, rasuah ni lagi bahaya dari dadah.

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Aku sedih tengok kengkawan yang makan steak well done.

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Elakkan selalu tunjuk apa yang kau ada.
Ada yang senyap2 iri hati.
Sebaliknya tunjuk apa yang kau takde.
Insya’allah ada yang mendoakan yang baik-baik.

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Petronas CEO didn’t step-down within 48 hours of his error. But instead gave just a statement of apology. There goes his credibility.

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If a bank needs to shore up sponsorship for a concert just to gain new customers then there is seriously something wrong with that bank. #justsaying

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Antara nak percaya FIFA atau FAM?
Aku percaya FAM lebih sikit. FIFA tak buang Israel. FIFA lebih BANGSAT.

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If FIFA won’t ban Isreal, then why dont all other national teams leave FIFA?

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Belajar kasi habis dulu dik. Nak jaga hal tepi punai orang buat apa.

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Bro sedang meludahkan fakta sebagai student Sunway University 😅

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@syafiqyusof Sequel Budak Flat dalam perancangan ke?

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A f*cking colonel was involved?!!!
The guilty should be dragged into the streets for a week and finished off with public hanging!

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We are a trigger nation.
Sikit2 trigger.
Sikit2 sentap.

Tambah pulak mesti nak komen yang bukan2.

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@shahrinbahar Savage giler 🤣