Achronos

CIAM and API Gateway Engineering Lead at Bungie, Inc. I also live on a farm, with horses and chickens and dogs and a cat. Go figure.

[Achronos @Achronos]

Man I am sure glad it is not my job to be on social media. I can just close the app. The continued downward spiral of the internet continues.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i just ran 80,000 simulations and the aws bill bankrupted me

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

For no particular reason, this.

[Christopher Deutsch @Chris_Deutsch]

This is absolutely hilarious

Wonder what @JohnKingCNN thinks about @TheOnion giving him a run for his money on the magic wall 🤷‍♂️🤣

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Black women voting against Trump like Lae'zel votes against mindflayers. White women looking like Shadowheart trying to decide what to do with the Nightsong. LGBTQ women been like Karlach this whole time.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

yourCompanyIsNowWorldFamousForTransparency https://t.co/13xTuP6h1q

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

WHAT A GLORIOUS MORNING

[Achronos @Achronos]

@outcastace @Daniel_BB17 Not to mention somewhat dangerous. That broadsword is sharp and heavy.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Live shot of corporate media watching the Nazi rally at MSQ.

[Matt Altick @MattAltick]

“You will learn of a team that went 10-4 the previous year, and returns 20 of 22 starters. It will have the Doak Walker award winner, 3 biletnikoff caliber receivers, and a 7th year QB.”

“Wow, sir, they must be really good!”

“No.”

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

finallySomeoneSaidIt https://t.co/HVC7RQw6LN

[Achronos @Achronos]

I would set up a fucking concert venue on my property with the loudest music and the brightest lights, invite all the HOA members, and then not let them in if they showed up. These assholes clearly need to be taught what a real asshole can do.

[Holodeck Four @holodeckfour]

To be fair, I’d pour ANY beer out 🤣

[Achronos @Achronos]

@hellocontrol Sounds like quitter talk to me.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Local Moron Doesn't Understand How Jokes Work