In 2024, we @CryptoGodJohn ran $JHH to over 100 mill and only dreamed for this day. @JensenJHH X is still here and we supported $JHH before most even knew who he was. We made the total supply 10 trillion knowing $NVDA was going to hit it one day. Maybe it’s time now
You wouldn’t believe me but highest token on solana is BONK at 255m
Back in the days we had multiple coins above 1B and many above 100m+
Nothing has changed, its a bear market cycle and its ending very soon
Old times will repeat as liquidity comes back, until then most thing will top at 20-30m levels
To have a 1B+ runner and multiple 100m+ runners, you need to have marginal buyers that are willing to participate at higher prices
It is one of mistakes i tried in last 10 months, believing that 1B runner can come in illiquid market, penguin example roundtripped 3m$.
Anyway you always learn something in the process, but very good times are ahead, pay attention
🚨 GLUNINEWS 🚨
BONE ABOUT TO BE THE FIRST RAW MATERIAL TO HIT 100% DEPLETION
In a historic first for the Gluniverse economy, the Bone supply it's only 5% away to be officially fully mined out.
Analysts are calling it "the end of an era," while others are simply calling it "Thursday."
📉 ALSO TRACKING:
Horse Shit reports 52% depletion, putting it on a collision course to follow Bone's fate. Traders are watching closely, is this the next material to go extinct?
Hide supplies remain stable for now, but with Bone gone, all eyes are turning here next.
💥 MARKET REACTION:
Panic buying has erupted at the Exchange as players scramble to secure whatever Bone remains in circulation before prices go full moon. Order books are thin, sellers are ghosting, and FOMO is at an all-time high.
GLUNINEWS will continue to monitor the situation as it develops.
Yo found this little rocket starting to move.
Same team that did a $12m one on ETH like this.
Robinhood’s Chain ID is 4663 and its ticker is $HOOD
They going for the SPX of RH
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Aped a bag
58k - RH network
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Was a blast with you all!
W Stream we made it back down 5k! All on @1winPro
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Then ripped packs at end via @riskiiit hit a NICE Growlithe and flipped another pack for 2x!!!
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The dev just hid a Boombox somewhere 👀
It's currently one of the most expensive items in the game, worth 1M gloo
Heres an hint. Good luck finding it! 🔥
Current state of the robinhood trenches
Full blown launchpad wars and rotation
New coins dies within 24hrs, people just rotate to platform coins that have more mindshare
Stopped buying new pairs, will accumulate more $cashcat and for new pair its -EV to trade for now
Shoutout to @JonahBlake for going out of his way to help me today in mid crash out mode
I even called this man rtarded and he still helped me
True homies
First major wide sell off on robinhood chain
Most sub 5m coins got slaughtered
People startin to endlessly rotate on new pairs
We need $Cashcat to break 100m+ so people have a higher ceiling on coins
$CASHCAT will break 100m+ in next 5-10 days
Wait what? A tree grew in the town overnight, nobody planted it.
The magic tree runs a daily lottery:
You feed it raw materials or...bricks, and you get tickets.
Every midnight UTC it shakes and three names fall out:
• 1st takes 75% of everything inside
• 2nd takes 15%
• 3rd takes 10%
But wait, bricks are its favorite: every brick you feed it comes back doubled in the pot. The masons say its roots reach the old kilns under the plaza. nobody has dug to check.
• max 100 tickets per player per draw, every draw provably fair and replayable from the audit log.
• it stays until the end of the month. then it disappears forever.
also in this update:
• gambling pays xp now. every spin, every offering. jackpot spin = 1000 xp
• your flashlight is finally visible to everyone else
• trinkets: 3 sockets, swap works even with a full bag
• the gloo exchange lost its walls. open air trading floor
• fixed: hp display, ghost consumables, quest log eating the shop scroll
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