Андрей Чудов

[Акилина Елинa @AElina130475]

I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.

[Геннадий Елухин @asyp0808883]

In any organization, there are only two people to contact if you want

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

[MANOJ KUMAR @MANOJKUMAR269]

Motor gently through the greasemud, for there lurks the skid demon.

[Олег Акустьев @v0906_zhukow]

A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40psi.

[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

I came, I saw, I confused.

[Ева Хохолевa @AHoholeva87]

A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

[Рада Марченковa @1973Dimondragon]

Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch either

[Ricardo M Santos @rsantos2000]

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

[Ипат Федорук @uuciir72]

large enough to be lost in.

[Вера Февронинa @goolo1_a]

She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.

[Святослав Ирина @vakula03]

I've met zucchini with more potential.

[Lazar Avramovic @Rid3r95]

enough condition not to have to.

[Галина Соседовa @a_sosedova]

Why do they always start off the evening news with "Good evening" when

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

No matter how long or how diligently you shop for a machine, once

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?

[zepa @zepa11]

I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating...