The first emoji meme.
Mother Of All Investments.
Also an AI play.
A force for good with a mission.
To return the stolen stones back where they rightfully belong.
HOOOAAAAAAAAA ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
$MOAI
Kirk Cousins' contract history:
$2,572,688.00 - Washington - 4 years
$19,953,000.00 - Washington - 1 year
$23,943,600.00 - Washington - 1 year
$84,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 3 years
$66,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 2 years
$35,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 1 year
$180,000,000.00 - Atlanta - 4 years
$172,000,000.00 - Las Vegas - 5 years
1 playoff win.
๐จ BREAKING: SecWar Pete Hegseth NUKES fat generals and announces a new twice-yearly PT test for top brass.
"It's unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon, and leading all around the world. It's a BAD LOOK, and it's not who we are!"
"You need to meet the height and weight standards."
"Today, at my direction, every member of the Joint Force at every rank is required to take the PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year. EVERY year of service."