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I may or may not be Elon Musk

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Ethical non-monogamy? Invented? By a HUFFLEPUFF? Are you sure?

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In 2022 I came out as a lesbian, so you can imagine my dismay when Alanis Morissette didn’t even make it into my Spotify wrapped list. Not even a mention.

I’ve failed you all.

I am not on acid.

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Do you remember when I ate acid, hunted for bones, tried to fight a squirrel, and then joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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What if we all actually owned Twitter now? Guys, I might be onto something.

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What if our collective consciousness is what made him into who he is today? What if we are All Elon Musk?

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But, that being said, what if everyone has a little Elon in them?

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Not a chance.

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Me? Elon Musk? Pffft. I don’t think so.

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There is no way that I am Elon Musk. I am DEFINITELY NOT Elon Musk. I live in an Elon Musk free household.

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Why call it squirting when you could call it cum-fetti?

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For best results, listen to dubstep while shitting on Elon Musks grave.

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@Storm4Congress @EvaVlaar Yes, but only because I’m not stupid.

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Though I’m not entirely sure, I have a pretty strong hunch that the “T” in LGBTQ+ stands for “Top Gun”.

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Why would we call them “one hit wonders” when we could call them the “unaboppers”?

I am not on acid.

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I’m having a mental health crisis JUST KIDDING ITS CAKE

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A wedding cake that’s actually made of fleshlights; it builds community.

I am still not on acid.

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A fleshlight but it’s actually CAKE; I am not on acid

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Shane (sp?) from Love is Blind is Gary Buseys nephew?!1!?!? Wow!

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Some people Netflix and chill, I prefer to identity crisis and Alanis Morissette.

I am not on acid.