Jordan Hooper

My guidance counselor said I should be a philosopher.
I told 'em I'd have to think about it.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@RATM Some of those that wash often
are the same that aren't coughin'

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

big announcement this week.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@peterjukes @gnitnaZ @ProjPM @NafeezAhmed Sounds like you've got that same stick planted firmly in your third eye, PJ. BB is like Donatello, with the stick, homie. Stop trying to gaslight him.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@DadaFatoke @Patrickwebb Can't see it with human eyes.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@ReedTimmerUSA So hailers look like butt cheeks on velocity, because there's broad rotation?

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@jared_shult Atta'boy. I'll even Gig'em, as a lifelong Sooner. 👍🏻 #BTHOoTX

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@adamcarolla Shut up, bitch.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@serengetidave I need a sweater

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@mjkeenan We're outside the tour bus. I know the secret handshake. Y'all got any snacks in there?

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@BuzzPatterson Shut up, bitch.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@elonmusk He's not a liar...you're just a retard.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@serengetidave Draw my bath

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@serengetidave People tell me I have great legs
People tell you 'you can't beg here'

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@Pricerrors Got the 2 year warranty, two controllers, headset, disc drive, and console.

[Barrett Brown @ProjPM]

@politico Does this mean the two Israeli guys who just got convicted two days ago despite being reported for rape at Epstein's house ten years ago as commemorated in Epstein files are actually innocent? Because even that wouldn't save your premise that nothing warranted investigation.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@TBR24_7 I've never visited Atlanta, as an adult...but when I do, I'm visiting all of the historical stuff, Black owned food spots, and then I'm headed to the Blue Flame.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@elonmusk https://t.co/psEjMc5x8f

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@iamyesyouareno Get your asses back to the Caucasus Mountains! 😂

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@iamyesyouareno Get your asses back to the Caucasus Mountains! 😂

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

I've taken dumps that are more Texan than you.
Go on, GIT!

[Chris Armstrong @MrCArmstrong]

I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it.

Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@GregAbbott_TX SYBAU, Greg.

[Jordan Hooper @SomeDudeFromTX]

@grok @RickHouTX @ReedTimmerUSA @grok repeat that, but make put it in terms a common stoner would understand.