Keith

winging it & bringing it 20| UF 🐊 | scammer

[Keith @acidfreddy]

@cher Happy birthday queen, it's my 21st birthday and we Cher a birthday ;)

[Keith @acidfreddy]

I'm terrified of the vaping gang that is the bestbuy workers

[Beau Degás @yunghermoso]

'and what are you doing? sitting on twitter complaining' and what are YEW doing? sitting on twitter complaining abt me complaining

[Keith @acidfreddy]

I told my dad I changed my major and he was mildly okay with it so...best case scenario rn

[Keith @acidfreddy]

you ever see someone complaining about some shit that happened forever ago that doesn't even matter anymore and you're like 🙄🙄🙄

[CupcakKe @CupcakKe_rapper]

God will close one door and open the window , the back porch and the roof

[Keith @acidfreddy]

gaga has made a lot of good music but Venus is definitely top 5 so jot that down

[Keith @acidfreddy]

Watch me change my major to city planning to demolish all these fucking school zones

[iqi @Kofifo]

Me when i get a shooting pain and realize i just died in a different universe

[Keith @acidfreddy]

Oh I'm gonna get got

[Keith @acidfreddy]

went to my job and the gate had 4 locks on it so I guess I'm not working today lol

[Keith @acidfreddy]

I think I would do anything if it meant I never had to listen to the fucking chainsmokers again

[billie. @bill_e__]

this girl on the phone behind me said "girl lemme call u back I think we have a quiz i see scantrons"

girl, it's the midterm lmao