Ian

JonBenét Ramsey is Katy Perry

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

@bongenjoyer

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

my mom emailed me a reel

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

I'm shooting my shot with Margaret Qualley in 2027.

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

@bongenjoyer Ur boss is still on my shit list though you gotta sabotage her vacation

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

I’m certain no one needs central AC. But that good old bedroom window unit has 100% prevented dozens of family annihilations.

[genius broad @10hourmix4sleep]

My bagels Muslim
my Christians Jewish
my mayor is four
Nixon dior

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

@magicdome_ All just Jim E. Brown but with 4 of that same expression

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

🤩 My wife thinks I’m “so much hotter than” Josh Citarella 🤩

[Alex Tippett @alex_tippett95]

Cool to see MAGA guys reinvent neoconservativism from first principles. What is dead may never die etc

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

Jennifer Tilly's dad is Chinese

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

@FurOfADogPlanet Hadn’t familiarized myself until recently. Had known his general look but had no clue it was as old as it is. Boi was absolutely cracked out.

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

El Greco - View of Toledo, OH [1610]

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

https://t.co/DE0Um7AEPz

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

@magicdome_ Send recipe

[Ian @acidpartyguy]

Fml lianne la havas is featured on a Jacob collier track my goat is cooked

[Gabe Wasylko @GabeWasylko]

A White’s Wheel Alignment Snowglobe in Cleveland, Ohio