Camdog

Cause it's Mike's Super Short Show

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Camdog @acidwraps]

@erin_c_k_s Some crazy dude chased me down and tried to pull my door open as I got in my car. I ripped it in reverse and ran over his ankle 🥶

[Camdog @acidwraps]

Some random guy tried to grab me out of my car so I hit him with it. Today was wild lmao.

[Camdog @acidwraps]

The SpongeBob movie was released 19 years ago 🤯

[Camdog @acidwraps]

I’m gonna fuckin puke

[Camdog @acidwraps]

Fuck pennies. Bring back the $2 bill

[Camdog @acidwraps]

You can’t spell social anxiety without S-E-X-Y 🥵

[Camdog @acidwraps]

@fcknkie Nice they look pretty cool

[Camdog @acidwraps]

I love when people watch The Bear and understand why I do all this shit

[Camdog @acidwraps]

I bet Jesus had mad game
He is Rizzin

[Camdog @acidwraps]

@LilNasX said he liked my earring as he walked by, so it’s a good day

[Camdog @acidwraps]

Setting autocorrect to change “duck” to “fuck” was great until I started working at a Chinese restaurant

[Camdog @acidwraps]

Turns out the knee bone was actually connected to the Cartel

[Camdog @acidwraps]

Whoever put this on the handicap door button is going to hell 😂😂

[Camdog @acidwraps]

You know when you squeeze your shampoo and the little bubbles come out and fly around? I like that shit

[Camdog @acidwraps]

@710labs whats next

[Camdog @acidwraps]

It’s difficult not getting high on my own supply when I’m making crab rangoons

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The whole state of Washington pretends Macklemore never happened

[Camdog @acidwraps]

One of my old chefs told the rest of the kitchen I’d never make it in a nice kitchen with my work ethic. It’s all I can think about now that he’s asking me for a job 😂