#SurrealFactsThatCouldBeReal
The Queen and Trump are in the Royal Chariot.
The Royal Horse gives a huge and nasty fart.
The Queen, dismayed, looks at Trump and says "I'm Sorry Mr. President."
Then Trump answers "No problem, Ms. Queen. I even thought it was the horse!"
@ProudResister for the House! A ‘proud resister’ called for Trump and Franken to resign and Moore to bow out. The Pentagon retweeted it. https://t.co/ydkX9n94Ba
@BrookeBCNN Trump himself is neither a republican nor a conservative, everything is all about him and him only. Let this be a lesson to all Republicans - he will demand your loyalty and may reciprocate up to a point, but he's also likely to throw you under the bus at ANY time
Trump: *No one in my campaign met with Russia*...except for...Manafort, Flynn, Kushner, Trump Jr, Sessions, Page and Papadopoulos.
Also Trump: *I have one of the greatest memories of all time*...except for...when it comes to Russia.
Does this mean a replacement will have to pledge to prosecute HRC? Add this to the list of impeachable offenses. For those of you keeping score at home. https://t.co/UKZzzRS3CB