The threat that Twitter could've ended last night really had me going through some of my old tweets and now i want to share some of my favourite tweets with you guys
-- a thread
My observations throughout the years have shown me that guys who do not swing the rock during pickup ball are generally not good people in other aspects of life
it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.
Gotta think positively with the Jays. Last year, they missed the playoffs in the most soul-crushing way. This year, they lost in the wildcard in the most soul-crushing way. At this rate, we should get a cruel Game 7 loss in the 2025 World Series to, like, the Padres.