sam

sproing dooooing who cares everybody poops in their pants

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

someone come squeeze my butt it’s nice

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

@allie_biscuit emphasis on “bar”

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

i’m going too !

[💃🏽🕺🏻 @oovoo__javer]

over the next few months i’m seeing the 1975, JID and smino, ari lennox, tove lo, and unknown mortal orchestra in concert and I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF i’m so happy 😭

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

my toxic trait is that i have sexy dreams ab people i rllllyyyyy shouldnt lol

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

i ducking LOVE to pee outside. so freeing

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

@jaredthehuman oh she’s just being miley…

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

@LaurenGabb rude lol

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

i would marry him

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made a new rolling trays and ashtrays. And these fuckers are CURVY.

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

i just have to get through the next half hour 4 times and then i can nap

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

the new trend of people shotgunning coffee drinks is giving me the ick

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

when she's a triple threat (mentally ill, bi, dyed hair)

[angie @awngie]

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

calling the cops on ur family member really hits hard

[sam @aclamwithaplan]

i love my little boyfriends all over the country

[Red Hot Chili Peppers @ChiliPeppers]

Return of the tour today
Denver, CO 🌎