Ashley

don't be so easily offended, no one makes it out of life alive

[Ashley @aclay21]

Few things piss me off as much as a kink in the hose

[Ashley @aclay21]

I feel bad for the crypto gambling people because they’re always so worried. Back in the day, you’d call your advisor and they’d be like “ride it out” and you’d be like “are you sure?” And they’re be like “the market generally grows over extended periods.”

[Ashley @aclay21]

Is AI gonna get all offended when we are like “hey are you a real person?”
Methinks, yes

[Ashley @aclay21]

@unfiltered_AS … there are those that feel and those that perform

[Ashley @aclay21]

@HodgetwinsPod But wait. If you give a roofer a fancy hammer, he could still open a can of soup, and THEN shingle a roof in a day

[Ashley @aclay21]

Me, as a therapist.

[Ashley @aclay21]

If your kids can’t ride a bike or field a ball, it is, in fact, your fault

[Ashley @aclay21]

It would suck to get diarrhea from the lettuce at Taco Bell. The lettuce. Of all things.

[Ashley @aclay21]

Motherfuckers do be acting like they forgot about Dre

[Ashley @aclay21]

They’re driving around wearing masks again.

Quick 3M, or somebody, make an operation electric speed air filter

[Ashley @aclay21]

@MarioNawfal 💃🏽😂

[Ashley @aclay21]

@MarioNawfal They’re just making sure they have the appropriate / healthy amount of testosterone. I made my husband get checked when he was acting up. Ain’t nobody got time for Low T men

[Ashley @aclay21]

@PoppaNewtJr @MarioNawfal Lmao. He was fine with it. It all checked out. 💪

[Ashley @aclay21]

Creating new, fun ways, to keep people inside and out of touch ✨

[Ashley @aclay21]

I called it the last time this happened with air quality - it’ll be the new COVID

[Ashley @aclay21]

👀 “So every day there's new puzzles to solve and then you're getting fucking tired because you're not sleeping.”

From The Joe Rogan Experience: #2527 - MrBeast, Jul 16, 2026
https://t.co/hB0CZdnpyE
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[Ashley @aclay21]

Hear me out. You guys are going to love this little thing called “a job.”

“And you could have each day when it's tasks, right? So you have to accomplish something and the more you accomplish the more money you could potentially make.”

The Joe Rogan Experience- MrBeast, Jul 16

[Ashley @aclay21]

AI be like

[Ashley @aclay21]

You guys. When websites show “their team” with photos and biographies - they might all be AI. Like, actually. Currently. Happening.

Am I the only person that wants to still be dealing with real people in business and also, in life?

[Ashley @aclay21]

Ayy whattaya say nah kid, a little bingo