Cap'n CrisCo

"Together, we're going to punch these guys so hard that words describing the impact are going to spontaneously materialize out of thin air." - Bruce Wayne

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

I’m glad he has a way to opt out of our interactions.

All I’m asking for is the same….

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@TrumpDailyPosts You

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@Grummz You've got a little something on your nose there, Pam...

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@SEGA Happy Birthday!!!

When's the re-entering the hardware market happening?

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@ATVIAssist

Hey - do you still sell replacement USB dongles for Wii wireless Skylanders portals?

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@WhiteHouse Start in your own yard, schlep.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@Eagles 🖕

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@MagneticNorse Purity is important for multiple reasons.

There's plenty of conspiracies surrounding the surveill- er, *data* centers, but this isn't one of them.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@HighImpactFlix Yep, that's how narcissists operate.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@SallyMayweather So, have you been a plant this whole time, or are you just that misled?

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

I mean, things *could* have been utopic - but net neutrality failed.

When the will of the good - the majority - fails, one can't help but question certain steadfast beliefs.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@DC_Draino Michigan's government is run by a coven. And I'm not speaking metaphorically.

I don’t give a rat's ass what they believe in, but it surely isn't working for Michiganders.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@bangerz You should try going out sometime.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@elonmusk Seriously, you're bumping this con now?

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

I think The Matrix was close, but inaccurate.

We aren't batteries, we're breadboards. Singularity is the PCB.

I'll pass/opt-out though...
Analog or death.

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@HandheldDeals Nice to see they moved the thumbstick back to where it's supposed to be...

[Cap'n CrisCo @acme_user]

@Pirat_Nation I see they ripped a page out of the Facebook...

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@elonmusk How taf do survei...er...'data centers' bring "billions to local economies"?!?