🔥🔥2 Dubs tonight. 🔥🔥
Return of ACMS won in a low scoring affair due by some great defense led by Joe Rawlin. Jose Vicario dominated the boards for us tonight. We were led by our Fesrless coach Keaton Walker who is injured.
ACMS Firstimers won do to forfeit.
Our final player introduction is Regan Distel
His resume includes:
-never smiling in pictures
- reminds you of a 2000s Abercrombie jeans model
- solid defender
NBA Player Build: Ben Simmons
Our next player is Matthew Przepiora
His resume includes
- once set the record for most Easter eggs found
- most 3 pointers taken without a make
- enjoys a good book
-sponsored by liquid IV
NBA Player Build: Gordon Hayward
Our next player is Jack Lockerbie
His resume includes
- pure shot form
- enjoys spongebob
- surprisingly good at ping pong
- gives the most interesting birthday presents
NBA Player Build: Klay Thompson
Our next player is Toni Avila
His resume includes:
- great rebounder
- miniature hulk
- great volume in hair
- self soother
NBA Player Build: Dennis Rodman
Our next player introduction is Toby Stauffer
His resume includes
- goes by his gamer tag
- puts milk in before cereal
- rebound Machine
- slim reaper
NBA Player Build: Taco Fall
Our next player is Evan King
His resume Includes:
- a 15 inch vertical
- wanting the full college experience
- strictly shoots 3s
- Always looking for a pool party
NBA Player Build: Zion Williamson
The next player introduction is George Abner
His resume includes:
- a very nice Afro
- decent handles
-starring in the next live action Tarzan movie
- likes to bark at people walking
NBA Player Build: Tony Snell
Starting our underclassman roster is Tristian Salazar
His resume includes :
- being the only one on the team with a varsity jacket
- loves woody from toy story
- has a good euro step
- sleeps with socks on
NBA: Player Build: Reggie Jackson
Our final introduction for the upper classmen team is Isaac Jackson
His resume includes:
- being a ice cream connoisseur
- great driver of the basketball
- has the same shoe size as shaq
- smile that will melt your heart
NBA player Build: James Harden
Our next introduction is Keegan Hobson
His resume includes:
- having 20/20 vision
- squinting at the camera
- can shoot 30% from the field on a good day
- has about 10 dogs
-can summon werewolf ability
NBA Player Build: Mason Plumlee
Our next introduction is Jarod Arendsen
His Resume Includes:
- being ginger
- 3 point specialist
- Thickness Rating 99.9
- Can Crank 90s
NBA Player Build: Brian Scalabrine
Our next introduction is Jose Vicario
His Resume Includes:
- full grown mustache at age 3
- Only guy who is tall on the team
- smoothest post moves in the land
- loves fo hawks
NBA Player Build: Juan Toscano
Our next introduction is Connor McCain
His resume includes:
- great smolder
- Heismans won: 0
- lock down defender 60% of the time 100% of the time
NBA player build: JR Smith
Our next player is Keaton Walker
His resume includes
- models calves for Calvin Klein
- Pull up game strong
- loves finger gun celebrations
- better known as Walker Texas Ranger
NBA Player Build: Muggsy Bogues