Kay

attesting some of my dramatics to babysitter’s club fanaticism 💖

[Kay @acoffeybean]

@dorothy_chr @SamanthaComan Aw shucks man 💕💕

[Kay @acoffeybean]

do you really know your friend until you walk a mile in her bra? ✨

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

A murderer found guilty of murder.

[Kay @acoffeybean]

the last 19 minutes of 2020 are lemon scented 🍋

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This election is about so much more than @JoeBiden or me. It’s about the soul of America and our willingness to fight for it. We have a lot of work ahead of us. Let’s get started.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Here is a gift to white people who insist they know what Martin Luther King Jr. would have said.

A thread

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Kay @acoffeybean]

@meanlaugh @notludacrissy I love Crissy and dessert

[Kay @acoffeybean]

today is a great day to play Memory from 2019 Cats. i think I get it now

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Crissy V @notludacrissy]

Me (being accidentally pretentious): wow I can really tell this wine was used with the aerator and the other was not

@acoffeybean : no you can’t you dummy they both used the aerator *proceeds to cackle endlessly*

[Kay @acoffeybean]

@TroiBrown I don’t remember the context yet somehow I agree 😂

[Kay @acoffeybean]

@TroiBrown #overlyaggressive

[Kay @acoffeybean]

just watched #Cats and pretty sure I don’t like musical theatre anymore @notludacrissy

[Kay @acoffeybean]

This has been the most aggressive November 4th ever

[Kay @acoffeybean]

@hagathachristie I loved walk two moons!

[Kay @acoffeybean]

I picked up one of my work notebooks and a bunch of goldfish crackers fell out I am straight up trash

[Kay @acoffeybean]

The Coffey/Vasquez household is just a sitcom where I walk backwards to admire my art hanging work and then trip over the dog to @notludacrissy’s horror 😂