Andrew Cohen

Comedian, Filmmaker, Former Podcaster.

[Andrew Cohen @acohen203]

Hi everyone! While we are sold out for tickets to THE MOMENT premiere in Chicago IL this Wednesday, you can still help us out by donating to the film so we can submit to film festivals! We’re extremely grateful for all of your support! https://t.co/Jk92FThYZ7

[Andrew Cohen @acohen203]

@akorsh9 Is there any other plans for the suits universe or have you moved on to working on something new given season two did not work out?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

We’re looking at… and I’m so sorry for this but I’m seeing this for the first time live with you all……SY ABLEMAN????

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@Srirachachau @NextBestPicture Ok that got me

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@NathanJRobinson The only thing democrats should be doing is sucking him off to keep whatever he’s doing now going

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The fking war-mongerers need to stfu everyone needs to be saying “Mr. President, you don’t need a Nobel because you are the Nobel. The Nobel wishes it could have half of your masculinity”

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"What an embarrassment."

GOP and Democrat senators are casting doubt on President Trump’s Iran peace deal, with lawmakers from both parties criticizing the agreement and raising concerns about its potential impact.

"Giving billions of dollars to theocratic lunatics who want to murder us is not a good idea."

"I think the president unfortunately is receiving bad advice on this deal."

@foxnewspolitics

[Andrew Cohen @acohen203]

“So we’re not gonna give you healthcare but guys! The Knicks!”

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

THE US SENATE UNANIMOUSLY AGREES – KNICKS IN 5!

By unanimous consent, I just passed a Senate Resolution congratulating the Knicks on their championship to immortalize this historic team in the halls of Congress.

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@KRL_defi_ This is simply not true. I can name countless moments from TV that have stayed with me.

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@EmmaVigeland Performance art

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@jcdeleon1 U been fished

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@martyrdison I think it’s about finding the lifestyle that works for you. She’s clearly found what works for her and what makes her happy though I don’t think that lifestyle would necessarily make you or I happy (or maybe you’re a secret Disney adult idk mads haha).

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@itzvish07 Um depiction is not condoning your characters actions and the film clearly, in addition, depicts Bear as a horrible guy and Nikki to be a victim

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@winonasfilm @WillTheLandMan Six feet under (top tier), but also breaking bad, the leftovers, the office, the good place, parks and rec, avatar the last airbender, dark, and many more. There’s a great finale for every bad one

[Andrew Cohen @acohen203]

@Variety Wait what’s the point of an onset medic who can’t do cpr?? That’s like, the most basic thing

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@TVietor08 What it must be like to fail upwards

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@THR Wtf

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@Olivia_Reingold @TheFP Hard hitting journalism over here wow

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@academic_la @ZaidJilani As a Jewish anti Zionist in America, you’re an inspiration on how to be Jewish and live a moral life

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@ericadamsfornyc Don’t you have some fraud to commit?

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@martyrdison Cutting all delivery fees is unironically a winning message that will get at least 75% of the vote

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@CultureCrave @nielsen People like… know there’s movies right? There was this big movie that started everything? Just so people know