Alex

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[Alex @aconati67]

Dear friends & enemies,
All are welcome in my mansion when/if I own one. hmu

[Alex @aconati67]

I'd consider Hinge dating an extreme sport

[Alex @aconati67]

I apologize if I've ever forgotten to send a happy birthday text

[Alex @aconati67]

who tf decided that "ralph" was code for throwing up? ralphs out there already got it hard enough with a name like that

[Alex @aconati67]

school sucks

[Alex @aconati67]

I think I’m the only person in the world who didn’t forge parental signatures in elementary school

[Alex @aconati67]

@kvenadaaaaam Oh, I’m sure

[Alex @aconati67]

So, a girl told me I had a nice booty yesterday. Yeah, she yelled at me while driving by in her lifted chevy silverado :)

[Leonard Rodriguez @Leonard_GCC]

time to make some noize

[Alex @aconati67]

@DavidLetternan bruh I learned about that shit in 2nd grade where’s my nobel prize

[Alex @aconati67]

yo, anyone looking to invade the fire nation today? hmu

[Alex @aconati67]

I hope you asked your parents permission before going online today

[Alex @aconati67]

i luv life

[K•a•r•i✨🦋 @_k4ri]

I love the rare times I get to hang out with @aconati67 💗

[Alex @aconati67]

@_k4ri FALSE. Bears > Beets

[Alex @aconati67]

My social media presence consists of occasionally changing my background pic and praying someone notices

[Alex @aconati67]

My redeemable qualities include being a really great 3rd wheel

[Alex @aconati67]

Life's about trying things and doing funky shit

[Alex @aconati67]

@spiciesalsa Ayyyyy that's what I'm here for