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i am a medical professional. everything i tweet has been fact checked. 🚫 no thots 🚫 no grownups 🚫

[🔻 @aconstanthum]

i’m going to make an evil restaurant

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just to let yall know if you need me this month or the next im going to be very busy with my press tour for my new podcast “the joe rogan experience”

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everybody show up to my set at black cat on friday be warned its only brown notes

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

There should only be one class taught in every school called "The truth"

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@Outisemoi @the_Theurgist @alejandragzsa tea

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@21_kiminitodoke gorj

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@GUESSMONSTER0 this is like a go wiki
https://t.co/DIQXS1FvIo

these ppl r good at explaining a lot of basic concepts and some more advanced stuff
https://t.co/YdSSpxK97d

this guy is maybe the best english speaking go player ever and does a lot of great game reviews
https://t.co/QsEwHxIowi

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@Lemmmanade just tips but you also get really bad healthcare it’s super illegal

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i’m putting an ad in the paper for a henchman

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@the_Theurgist period

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@00psup @fokx3 @conorjrogers let’s take a deep breath together

[wahshr @asdidown]

going to the gun range, stealthing a blinker & telling the instructor im really really fucking scared and i love my mom

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just got my 23andme and it turns out i’m 100% from atlanta 🔱

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fuck i have 2 miracles due tmrw and i haven’t even started 😭 im never getting canonized 😭😭😭

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@cricket__777 when u get ads beamed into your brain 😍😍😍

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@cricket__777 i’m glad you like the tweet i’m proud of these 3 today, and it was actually a pretty good day today :) i’ll give you a call one of these days we should catch up

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if you have any contacts in the tv industry PLEASE hit my line i’m planning on truman showing myself in the next few months and and i need to hire so many people

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last week i got this big pimple in between my eyebrows and not to jump to conclusions but its right over my ajna chakra and i can tell by my jeopardy performance tonight that my third eye is super inhibited so if anyone knows a good guru in the albuquerque area my dms are open

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didn’t have enough for both the limo and the chauffeur so now i’m driving my own limo around this is so embarrassing

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@NorthernIion_LP https://t.co/qtKOf6oFfX

[jade @sillybearhours]

@salamithegreat @GUESSMONSTER0