Contrary Mary

Snarky, Cynical & Sarcastic Gal

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Where were you on Sunday? These nuns mean business #nuns #easter https://t.co/bf2CQkoCzn

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Some people just are not born to play that funky music. #whiteboys #funkymusic https://t.co/k7C1P5p0xB

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Just A Thought At 3 In The Morning about #Target and life. #shopping https://t.co/1r5l1mWZmH

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Bubba Is Not A Jolly Happy Soul #winter #snowman https://t.co/dmFdEsYFlv

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Who knew we'd really need math some day #math #thankyouteachers https://t.co/NcoalmPrtc

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Hooray Hooray It's Penguin Awareness Day #penguins #penguinawarenessday https://t.co/aB5IlxYUVZ

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Crawl Every Mountain #motivation https://t.co/WWYTuLg2EE

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Stay Alert -- It's National Bean Day #nationalbeanday https://t.co/NG8MLgE1AQ

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National Cuddle Up Day Is Here ... enjoy (or not) #nationalcuddleupday https://t.co/3V8u9j0PX5

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Happy New Year #ScienceFictionDay #PersonalTrainerAwarenessDay https://t.co/4d9or1oQDA

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Change is never easy #daylightsavings #change https://t.co/boLJZtTbDP

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No, Just No. https://t.co/q3x4Notrbx

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Open Wide and Say Yum ##NationalOreoDay #NationalDentistsDay https://t.co/dxG7vvOT8e

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Stereotypes Are Meant For Breaking https://t.co/UQA1UyRhhK

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Another Sunday In Minnesota https://t.co/c4OqPfLbXw

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Narcissists need help too #trumpcheatsheet

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Back pain is a bitch #BackPain #sleep #ouch

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My personal election day round-up. #Election2017 #oops

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#office #copier #work

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#hurricaineharvey #Harvey2017 #trump Waiting for the tweet