Marvin

[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

@SophRossss Oil heir or oil hair?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

oh you people are like actually nuts

[love bug @dollysoulsiren]

adopting lucky girl syndrome in 2023 we’re gonna be delusional and then get everything we want!!!

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t.

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

Please enjoy my latest email to a very very reputable theatre company

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

At this point you simply cannot convince me that we aren’t living in a simulation

[Evan O’Connell @evanoconnell]

OMG https://t.co/e1jULwr4TG

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

I don’t have a boyfriend but I still think this is funny

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

me as soon as I get on FaceTime with my boyfriend

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I cry listening to slipping through my fingers by abba and this is not a joke.

[sally darr @sallydarr]

dressing up as cocaine for halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom at a party

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i just think he’s neat

[Petty King🦉 @AustinLavtemp]

@nedfulmer Your ex called it.

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

okay so apparently we get a day off #thoughtsandprayers

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

I wish I cared about anything as much as some people care about the Queen dying

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

I wish I cared about anything as much as some people care about the Queen dying

[Marvin @acooldawg14]

imagine spending your whole life stressed and starving because you never thought you were skinny enough only to have a man tell you to your face that you are in fact not skinny enough