Jerma Jabroni

A spas-tic jabroni that does stuff.
Art stuff here: @AcoolrocketA

Follow me first before DMing 'cause bots.
Or DM on Discord acoolrocket#3374

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

RT or Toad will shuët the Mushroom Kingdom

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@supermoe1985 @_Lord53 I've been playing via PCSX2 for a while and never encountered this or any graphical glitches at all.

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@Pirat_Nation Logo looks like Internet Explorer, "Trust Delivered". This is just comically well staged for a laugh.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

eMudhra, an Indian certificate authority, has had 8 private security keys compromised with half the internet is cooked

The keys were incredibly weak. One of them was literally just “4”

The keys could have been used to create fake HTTPS certificates and make malicious websites appear legitimate.

Chrome, Firefox, Apple and Microsoft have blocked the affected certificates. Older devices, software and apps may still need updates.

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@6thumbs @SethfowIermad You'd legitimately need to hit the DNA lottery for some person to not feel shame.

[Arc @arctanno]

never, EVER doubt the Chinese woman's ability to get the pic

[Randall @randall_kznr]

the PHP stuff is dreadful because there's gonna be so many abandoned sites from the early 2010s that are just gonna get owned now

[Vachicorne @Vachicorne]

Donc en 24h on a la moitié d’internet compromis par une firme indienne qui a généré ses clé privées sur 8bits.

Et l’autre moitié par une RCE php.

Yolo

[VGTimes @VGTimes]

😳 Shrek 2 Remaster will need at least an RTX 4060 and 16 GB of RAM

The remaster is available to pre-order for $26.99.

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@flintheart @IGotLocked13 The question is if I want to see gameplay does it end up on YouTube or Pornhub?

[Bob Pony @TheBobPony]

NEW WORLD RECORD FOR WORST PC EVER THAT BARELY RUNS WINDOWS 11!
- Windows 11 Build 29683, latest as of posting.
- VIA Nano U3500, SINGLE CORE CPU at 1 GHz, supports SSE4.1 and POPCNT, NO SSE4.2 (SSE4.2 check bypassed with POP4.2)
- VIAChrome9 HC3 graphics
https://t.co/fL08SQxDq9

[eric ゑリｯ久 @shinobu_books]

Japan Rail has deployed two goats to take care of an overgrown lot near Yotsuya (famous for Yokai)

Two goats Nagi ♂and Pokke ♀will be “working” in the area until around December (or the grass runs out)

A college freshman who was interviewed says she’s been stopping by every day after class and feels healed by watching the one and two year-old goats munch on grass

[Andrew 'Steiner' Hodgson @DistantValhalla]

I'm floored. Cygames paying out of pocket to reimburse flights and lodging expenses for everyone who went out to LA for the canceled show is an unprecedented gesture of goodwill.

I don't even want to think about how much money this is going to cost them, just wow.

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

Update: Contract terminated and no longer attending! :3

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ PHP UPDATE: 4chan has gone read-only and Something Awful has shut its forums as American sites brace for the PHP patch.

4chan says it is "temporarily read-only while we await an urgent PHP security update."

Something Awful says the flaw "allows for the kind of hacking you see in movies (but in real life)."

Bookmarking service Pinboard, game publisher Choice of Games, history site Damn Interesting and the explain xkcd wiki are offline too, as is art site Fur Affinity.

DeviantArt is also down "for maintenance" but has not said why.

PHP's fix is due at 14:00 UTC, 10am in New York.

[T5G @Top5Gamingx]

The Vanoss Crew is renting out a mansion in Miami for two weeks to film GTA 6 videos, and Rockstar have been asking about it.

“We have a good relationship with the guys from Rockstar, and they’ve already kind of asked,” Terroriser tells @GamesBeat.

“They know about the event that we’re doing, and they were messaging me the other day, just trying to get names of who’s going to be at the event.”

[Gigachadess @GigachadessMain]

It’s time to acknowledge that she won in the end. We’ve all seen these images hundreds of times

[Hirokazu Yokohara @Yokohara_h]

ループ部屋UE5

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@hugefarm Chi-fi bringing it back.

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@salkkop1994 @Rec_A_Dork Everything is believable when the fucking Logan brothers were endorsed by several US government departments.

[Jerma Jabroni @acoolrocket]

@Ren________Idk Guess I'm a weakling using extensions that hides both by country and blue checkmark accounts.