ALEX

part time mermaid | full time sagittarius

[ALEX @acorsi17]

Our elected representatives work for us, the citizens. A campaign is an interview. A re-election is a performance review. An everyday boss would fire an employee for not doing their job. You can too.

[B @the_petshopboy]

Telling my kids this is the Statue of Liberty

[BlackRock @BlackRock]

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[Darren Kramer @DarrenKramer8]

Well, our 5pm newscast may not get finished, but @MattBuynakWTNH still has a perfect bracket. #Furman

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Rihanna State Building

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Just another day.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?

[James @CaucasianJames]

sleeping in a twin bed through high school builds character

[Erick Bellomy II 🟧 @potusmode]

Police in Columbus, Ohio shot and killed an unarmed black man who was laying in bed today. They shot him within one second of opening the bedroom door. His name Donovan Lewis.

[gabrielle korn @Gabrielle_Korn]

This weekend I left a party at 10pm and the birthday girl said, “thank you for staying so late, I know how much 9pm means to you”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

10 year old me really thought the entire educational system was riding on me collecting box tops

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

I want to watch this over and over again. Such unhinged delight at seeing the impossible happen.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[ALEX @acorsi17]

@mrrndaz Remind him that one single day is simply all too well 10 min version 144 times

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Ignorance isn’t bliss. It’s deadly.