Big Homie the Delicious

i play chess, and make music

[Big Homie the Delicious @acortes1337]

Me when I play chess (I just lost 100 elo)

[BENNY GECKO ΘNLYFΔNS🍸 @SaltedServal]

One of the funniest things my mom ever did was try to convince me that bloody Mary wasn't real by incorrectly performing the ritual and then refusing to do it the right way because she's too superstitious so it just made me MORE afraid

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

My horny ass could not study quantum mechanics. Double slit experiment? I lost a girlfriend for suggesting that once in college

[#1 njohrr kisser | 太郎 @malenciagay]

this is like them hitting the autism pentagon after gay 9/11

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is up there with Santa Claus at this point.

[mikakuy @mikakuye]

my horny ass could never play chess

[a local @jedwill]

The dolly tribute at the end <3

[bri @bratxcore]

early Knocked Loose had the right idea

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

The right-wing fallacious argument posed 25 yrs ago by a libertarian & a republican lobbyist-

My getting radical ideas out w to help build a communist mvmnt, thru capitalist apparatus, is hypocritical-

is now taken up by a few supposed left online ppl against me.

[frax @fraxiommusic]

Trust Me

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Being vocalist is like 10x more dogshit than being a guitarist in several ways but the worst gotta be when I come home after 6.5 weeks, pick up my guitar, and just suck fucking ass at it

Worst tremolo picking I’ve ever heard. Hands should be cut off.

[a local @jedwill]

Bro Chloe forero is in here

[inshirah 🪻 @moonriseblossom]

I'm sorry but people (white american christians) calling the flooding in nepal a sign from god and/or of the end of times instead of acknowledging it's because of climate change and the US's disproportionately high carbon emissions hurting other countries is enraging me

[Morgan ♀️🏳️‍⚧️ @MisbegottenFool]

Cut my neck whie shaving #unintentionalkirks

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Young Thug says he likes to scare children so he can harvest their screams to power the city of Atlanta

[Big Homie the Delicious @acortes1337]

we also brought up that the veins are blue and he was like its just how it looks through the layers of skin please dont be stupid

[Big Homie the Delicious @acortes1337]

i remember in middle school the idea that blood was blue until it hit oxygen was going around so we collectively asked our science teacher and he was like "uh guys what do you think your blood is carrying around in your veins??"

[Nuts✮ @tanniesnation]

Meanwhile Americans:

[Anjunabitch 2.0 @peggingforsoup]

ruined the vibes at work because all the boomers were laughing over body cam videos and they asked if I watched them and I said no because I don’t like seeing people getting tackled or tased or harassed during a low point in their life and everyone went quiet real quick

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Almost told a customer that was purchasing condoms to "get some strokes in for me" that was close

[Jess Harvell @cheaptrickrules]

you occasionally hear people from outside the US saying "why do all the shows take place in horrifically overlit rec centers/church basements/college gyms/etc?" without understanding that starting out by playing in an empty YMCA storage room is a mark of the highest authenticity

[lil @lilifying]

tears in my eyes