TITO TARANTINO

“What you about to witness is my thoughts, just my thoughts.”

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

That was fast

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

One of my life goals is to win an Emmy.

[Virgoiana @extraoxtailpls]

I’m having an Eric Adams summer. Hookah on Steinway, clubbing, dinner in the city... and I’m getting my Albanian citizenship too fuck it

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴬᴰ!

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

LMAOOOOO

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

Knicks the better team

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

My job is backrooms

[TITO TARANTINO @acostaaaah]

I just went 57-25, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/uSOZWMv2yL #NBA #82and0

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[isaiah @tlop444]

remember when the netflix ceo said theaters were outdated…

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[The Drunk Jets Fan @TheDrunkJetsFan]

Man the custom Knicks NBA finals google logo is giving me the chills

[chov @jonbonchoyv]

you cannot call baseball games in the year of our lord and not know who pablo sanchez is thats a fireable offense

[mo @knownasmo_]

#FuckNo #NevaCared #MyEyesOnly

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
i recommend not being born.

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Happy Pride Month