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I'll probably give you a framed literary quote for Christmas

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Also, I had to google how to spell "mud dauber" - I probably need to get back to work #teacherproblems

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Turns out there was a mud dauber nest in my 3-yr-old's dresser. Oopsies #momoftheyear

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A Lava Flow is a cross between a pina colada and strawberry daiquiri, aka cocktail heaven http://t.co/TVPAOPQFde

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Seriously. Someone's job is to VISIT ISLAND RESORTS FOR TV. This is clearly unfair for the rest of us #privateislands

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How might one go about getting the job as host of the show Private Islands? Asking for a friend

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Have you cleaned your AC intake grates lately? You probably need to #adulthood

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#AmyPoehler Why are we not best friends? #yesplease might as well be speaking to me personally (it is right?)

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I feel you Baby Owl https://t.co/WpYs7cgevm

[BuzzFeed's Adorably @Adorably]

A wandering baby owl got a talking-to from a police officer http://t.co/daEVwuiS2S

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Husband's response to our after school trip to the library, "What in the World are you doing there?" Well, questioning my life choices now

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If you're wondering where the weirdest group of humans is on Saturday morning, I've found them at the local endoscopy center.

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"No, I will not change your grade" on repeat #mustbefinals #summerissoclose

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Grading at 5 am? Must be finals week #teacherproblems #ineedsummer

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Heard from the backseat: "I poop in my underwear" I don't recommend road trips with the not-quite-potty-trained #MemorialDayWeekend

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Found at a gas station with Willie's in the name #classy

[Heather B. Hamilton @dooce]

5yr-old brazenly imitates my Southern accent.

Me: Do you know what kind of accent that is?

Her: Yeah, from a crazy animal who barks.

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Teaching my 4-yr-old the art of losing gracefully, she dramatically cries "I just want to beat everyone all the time" #truth

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Current mood #needababysitter

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#truth #teacherproblems

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Profound statistic. Get reading people! @pennykittle #texasteachers