pampered jes

just trying to stay classy in San Francisco...

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@hyperionesq That’s what you get for trying to be a crocodile.

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@midwestern_ope You know, that’s not why it’s called the Windy City… 💀💀

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*40 mph wind*

Midwesterners brain:
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*

“It’s really not so bad today without the wind”

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@Chicago_History Desilu Prudence

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My favorite #nolaready response for today 😂😂

[Evan @RevRevvinEv]

Feel like this is a good time to post the pic I took of the dude who just hopped in the river at the Fly one day. Everyone there got quiet and just stared.

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@hyperionesq Whether it happened or not doesn’t change the perception of it happening. People were okay with it and it stopped any belief that something could change.

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@Chicago_History Z95 or WXRT

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Spin. No, not that one.

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

And…. GO!!

#ChicagoHistory 👈

[Breaux Mart @BreauxMart]

"RISE my plastic brethren, for the day of Kings is here.

GO FORTH.

Burrow deep into King Cake confections…

Let the good times roll!" 👶👑⚜️

[pampered jes @acracker]

Only a few more hours until king cake is legal again. 💜💚💛#itsthefinalcountdown #nolaliving #mardigras2022.

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I run around all week telling people they will never “understand” in the creepy @GhostAdventures voice, just waiting for @AaronGoodwin to be thrown under the bus by @Zak_Bagans in the creepiest possible scenarios!

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@Stitcher @BeyondBourbonSt #beyondbourbonstreet is by far the best podcast I’ve found in the past year.

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Check this out! https://t.co/ssLp8Zg5Qo fingers crossed!!

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@SanJoseSharks #tanktunes #pony #catt4

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@socalpeteypablo @AskLyft Yeah it did. Two nights in a row. 10 min on Friday, more than 15 min on Sat.!

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@AskLyft still waiting. More than ten minutes. Rebooted. Restarted. Tried it all for nothing. #whoneedsmoney #peakhourscrewed

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@AskLyft what's with connectivity this weekend? The app keeps crashing during SF peak hours. -_-

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My favorite vacation spot is the Maya Riviera!! #mostwestcoast #tweetforatreat708 @AlaskaAir

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#Futurama #AnimaniacsLive and THEN #portlandia #squee! Working my way to #garfunkelandoats @ID10Tfest