Andy Creery

half man, half amazing, half beer.

[Andy Creery @acreery15]

@DinnerClubRVA be afraid #NationalHuggingDay

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Wisconsin has same day registration. WISCONSIN HAS SAME DAY REGISTRATION.

EVERY DEM SHOULD BE REMINDING PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN THAT THEY CAN RE-REGISTER RIGHT AWAY!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Over the last decade, half of all donations to Super PACs came from just 25 people.

If this isn’t the mark of a kleptocracy, I don’t know what is.

[DUDE💔 @RipDijah]

Duhhh she from Richmond

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Sorry, but I'm still not over the fact that three days ago Trump said that Saudi Arabia deposited $1 billion in a bank account in exchange for assistance from the U.S. military

We need to know exactly where the money is or Trump needs to admit he was lying

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

Breaking: another never-before-seen picture of Mike Huckabee and Lev Parnas. Retweet to share and spread.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Last night on Fox News, President Trump said that Saudi Arabia deposited $1 billion in a bank account in exchange for assistance from the U.S. military.

Trump needs to say exactly where this money is and what it’s paying for or admit he was lying.

[Andy Creery @acreery15]

Morally bankrupt cowards. The entire @GOP

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Months ago, when star wars land first opened, somebody asked Rey her family name and she said, "I used to be Rey from nowhere... but now I'm Rey from the Resistance" what I'm saying is the ad lib from a theme park performer was better and more emotional than the real screenplay

[Tara Moses™ @TaraTomahawk]

Don't do this shit. You don't know why that person is returning donations for gift cards. Did their child get sick, and they can't afford medicine? Will that gift card pay for 2 month's worth of food? They're in their own right to do whatever they want.

Don't police poor people.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

1. Trump applied for trademarks in Argentina.

2. The Trump administration rescinded tariffs while Argentina considered the trademarks.

3. The Trump administration didn't put them back until after Trump got the trademarks. https://t.co/Xd6wBDoCtq

[Bryan Tucker @BTuckertime]

My career in one photo:
One of these men gave me my first TV writing job.
One of them let me to write for his epic sketch show.
One of them is a good friend who I've been writing with for 15 years.
One of them let me write for him for one wonderful week.
And one is Tracy Morgan.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Y'all, this is a big damn deal: "Christianity Today", which is the biggest publication in the world of Evangelical Christianity, has come out in support of not just impeachment but *removal" of Donald Trump.

https://t.co/BRzJD2AazT

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The Trump family isn't allowed to operate a charity in New York state because they STOLE money from a CHILDREN'S CANCER charity.

Trump is taking away food stamps from 700,000 DURING CHRISTMAS.

This year alone, Trump detained 70,000 children.

Republicans call him "Christ-like."

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Help me here. I'm being sincere. This is STILL your guy? Forget the news source. Forget that this part of a pattern. Forget the lies & the bluster. Forget the impeachment stuff. I'm curious why you are still behind someone who consistently behaves like this? Help me.

[Andy Creery @acreery15]

@_maaayyyee So you won't be using your AK?

[Andy Creery @acreery15]

If there's not a tweet that can be turned around on @realDonaldTrump , there's a soundbite or video. #Impeached #GOPComplicitTraitors

[Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer]

Check out this exchange I had with then private citizen @realDonaldTrump on Oct. 15, 2008. We spoke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and he then offered his thoughts about impeachment.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Not sure what’s so hard for you libs to understand— the man whose charity and university were shut down for fraud and who siphons taxpayer money into his private resorts is very concerned with corruption

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

Remember just a few Trump scandals ago when the President excused a Navy SEAL for a war crime, then the Navy tried to fire the SEAL anyway, Trump tweeted “no,” and the Navy Sec either was fired or resigned after getting an illegal order? And we all moved on?