Amanda Reich

I'm a human, raised by wolves, raised by humans.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I'm just a girl, blasting the LOTR soundtrack at work...waiting for someone to notice.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

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[Amanda Reich @acreich]

One of my biggest flaws is saying my locker combination out loud as I unlock it.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

Pro tip: don’t bathe after NyQuil

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

@biancaaariel Like I was sweating walking from the locker room 😩

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I’m never taking time off from the gym ever again. I’m dying.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

@audreyperry00 He will learn on his own. Just put some puppy pads down.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

A cross just fell on my face and busted open my lip. Is this a sign?

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

It’s way to early to deal with a grown man in hello kitty pajamas 👐🏼

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thinking of rebranding to an unbearably overconfident person in 2019, could be big

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

Is it weird that the only dance I know is the Pepto-Bismol dance?

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 62

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I’m at the point in my life where I need to power nap every day.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

If your boss tells you to go to bed do you have to do it?

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I’d roll out of a moving vehicle to avoid the slightest discomfort.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I wish people would judge me by the content of my character and not by my inability to ride a bike.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

They can make us go to work but they can’t make us wear pants!!

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I just spent all my money on What’s New Pussycat by Tom Jones on the jukebox in honor of John Mulaney

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

@TheDweck I don’t get why these people keep dying? Just like...stay out of the firey parts.

[Amanda Reich @acreich]

I love this green juice.

It tastes like a grassy death but I think it’s the key to immortality.