Andrew Ritchie

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

High school phenomenon: boys begin referring to each other by last name, an arbitrary few never lose this designation and 15 years hence are still exclusively called by their surname

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@ItzHayley What about Billy Strings???

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@ItzHayley You can use either, I’ve downloaded the app and have used it a few times

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

"First the man takes the drink, then the drink takes the man." Sculpture created based off an old Irish saying.

[TomPaints トムは絵を描 @tom_paints]

There should be an app for dudes who just want to play catch. Nothing serious. No commitment. Just like, idk. Let’s go toss a ball around.

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@stopjake Remembering how I made it to the final round of 2015 Mr. Westland and I saw @stopjake walk out dressed as Napoleon Dynamite and I instantly knew I was going to lose. Cheers 🍻

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The @Pirates are still undefeated! 🏴‍☠️🔥

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@ItzHayley Being a little risky and took Tennessee

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time

[AMERICA FIRST NEWS🇺🇸 @Americafirst278]

I still wish that the Indians had rebranded into the Cleveland Spiders

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@bri_masters @monbon_thedon My old roommate had the same with their ex, any night the ex worked since they were nights, my roommate got the dog.

[haylstorms @ItzHayley]

We have emo nights, Taylor Swift nights, disco nights, when the FUCK are we getting Sea Shanty night???

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

DAMN @_1Sledge 😱😱😱 hell of a hit to start a game

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@ItzHayley It’s never too late to start, when you’re financially able to do so, do it! Better later than never

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@stopjake Why is this so morbid 💀 although to this day I still hate the Florida Gators because of that year

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@justavalet 😡

[Andrew Ritchie @acrritchie]

@CFBRep I anticipated Ohio State to lose to Nortre Dame, Penn St, and ❌ichgan this year. Ryan Day can call me and any other old guy out if he pulls out the win this week agains Penn St.