disaster queer

river. 21. he/him. humanoid.

[earring magic ken @vulcanjester]

will graham bust size

[earring magic ken @vulcanjester]

One Of Us One Of Us 🐸🏳️‍🌈
@DORIANELECTRA
camera expert: @acryptidprince

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

my existence makes every man named tim uncomfortable and honestly i think that's very sexy of me

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

whenever men say “the f in woman stands for funny” i don’t know how to tell them... there IS an f in female but there’s no f in man OR male

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

my uterus CAN and WILL be tubby custard

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

john krasinski stole my bones

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

me, whisper-screaming to myself as i unwrap chocolate eggs: ˢᴴᴱ’ˢ ᴺᴼᵀ ᴬ ᶜᴴᴿᴵˢᵀᴵᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴺ

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

*sounds of cheese slapping in the distance* the clap of my kraft keeps alerting the guards

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

bitch im drunk on death

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

every single person who almost ran me over with their cart at whole foods thinks they’re better than me and yet. would fuck a chia seed

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

why are child proof bottles also me proof

[disaster queer @acryptidprince]

i just saw the LONGEST man i have EVER seen

[alex @VLXCAT]

Lol lost 5 followers for my Nazi punching tweet so let me be real clear about this:
Punch Nazis
Punch Nazis
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