Alyssa Chevalier (parody)

not a twitterer

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@ContraPoints jesus christ get off this fuckin pedo site.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@kroger Pretty sure it's every Kroger store. Someone told me it happened in Georgia, but this was in Boulder, CO.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

Hey @MyKingSoopers and/or @kroger, couple questions:

Do you happen to know who the degenerate sociopath was that decided it was a good idea to disable the option to mute the self-checkout speakers? And can you fire that person immediately?

Also, change it back.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@mattyglesias It might be a public service by people like you — those with an unrequested blue check — to change your display name, if only slightly, every time the check appears until it is removed, thus making it a simpler decision for others to just block every blue check on sight.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

Mastodon is much cooler and not (currently) filled with fascists. I hope everyone I follow will start posting there instead.

Also, this instance in particular!!!

https://t.co/CEFikH6EEZ

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

Fuck Elon, fuck this site.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@andymn @jeffhunt @KyleClark @Denverite @denverrescue Yup, choose one. Tax breaks and freedom to adhere to whatever doctrine you choose, in spite of anti discrimination laws, etc. — or — you can get government funding. Not both. I’m not anti-church by any means, just favor a strong separation of church and state.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@GeraldoRivera Wrong on both accounts

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@Zegh8578 @Nichol_DeCastra @ask_aubry If only “Men Going Their Own Way” would get on with going...

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@kulu_sadira @mattyglesias It’s laid out clearly in Federalist 86.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@samuuufox @ThreatNotation *Deutsch. Stille Nacht was originally written in German.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@ferengi_rules @JankoUndRettan @ThreatNotation Wrong on both accounts, per Hans Xaver Gruber! The autograph is in 6/8, and there’s a four-bar reprise.

https://t.co/8GiYcjPmXR

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@OfficallyKice @noComply1984 @TerryHalfhill @jack @Lucididy @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk If anonymity was good enough for Thomas Paine and Alexander Hamilton and James Madison and John Jay, it should be good enough for Twitter.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@TerryHalfhill @jack @Lucididy @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk The importance of anonymity to free speech used to Common Sense. If you need more, ask Publius.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@Antibloviator @KevinMKruse Maybe this is close enough? @drmistercody did a video for the @SomeMoreNews youtube channel:
https://t.co/NDeClk2VeI

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@darth \integral_{\pi}^{2 \pi} \frac{tweet sin(x)}{2} dx

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@dave77737115 @3sidedstory @RepMTG It’s a drug war issue. Legalize it all. Sell FDA-regulated drugs at pharmacies.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@adubashi @JeremyLNeufeld Yes, and also remove the cap entirely.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@jordanbpeterson You’re cancelled from my timeline you moronic asshole. Buh-bye.

[Alyssa Chevalier (parody) @acskibc]

@HazyShadeofGia @elonmusk Reinstating is a really stupid idea, but @BadLegalTakes will be interested to hear how that goes for you!