Haley ♡

jokes on you bitch I hate myself

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

In case you’re wondering yes I do have fantastic titties. Thank you.

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I feel like my brain only gives me an allowance of one good joke a month

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

@hannah_rmv Hannah I’m afraid

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I still have keys to the hartung

[laura @gleeklqura]

glee s2e14 ‘blame it on the alcohol’ on loop on this would save me

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

@KatherinePry Let’s mix our tears together 😌💕

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

Was I actually just in Moscow was that even real?

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

Update: ima do it

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I seriously need someone to talk me out of doing seussical for my audition please I’ll do it I swear to god

[Evan Washington @evanewashington]

are you okay bro? why is there a slow-tempo reprise of your main theme? bro?

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

Being single for the first time in my whole adult life is a trip let me tell ya

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

This is the moon I’m manifesting to btw

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

@hannah_rmv Taylor Swift better count her days

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I would do unspeakable things in order to have my hot pink flip phone from 2006 back

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I hope the audience bring lots of IBUPROFEN

[Haley ♡ @acting_addict]

I just got brain freeze from drinking milk

[tatum @planetgraves]

Do you want to hang out until we die