Bob Stewart

Husband, father, real estate industry lover, Seahawks fan, hack golfer, kind of a big deal, delusional.

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Shoutout to @AlaskaAir and Rebecca at SNA who helped me get an earlier flight home today. Give this lady a raise!

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

@AlaskaAir you know what is lame. When your gate agents blame some other team at alaska for our cancelled first class tickets. Checked in yesterday. Have our ticket. Get to gate. They bumped us. Claim they emailed. Never happened.

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

My kid is constantly forcing me to expand my thinking. Today he said “stop it but don’t stop it” while we were playing on the playground. I don’t know what to do….

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

My wife has convinced our boys the Easter bunny won’t come to a messy house. Voila. Spotless. (Same routine for Santa at Christmas) #mommagic

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

How is it that my wife can fill up an empty garbage can 3/4 of the way in the same time it takes me to take the last full bag out? #superpower

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Generosity Russian Roulette: lady in front of me pays for my Starbucks. I offer to pay for the person behind me without looking in rearview mirror then immediately thinking to self “please don’t be a van full of 10” as I sneak a peek

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

My son’s 4th birthday was yesterday. Today, I have already been uninvited from his 5th birthday party. #winning

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

@kevinkauffman @ScottiePippen We both lose the bet @kevinkauffman .....Scottie, how could you?!? Haha

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Can you settle a bet @ScottiePippen did you ever have just a mustache like on this Christmas ornament on our tree? #merrychristmas

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

It’s 2018 @Costco and you don’t carry any women’s basketballs? You can do better #likeagirl There are 140 men’s balls left. Guess our boys will be covered....

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

#fatherhood is being civilized and using the toilet while your savage 1 year old just craps in the bathtub

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

@kevinkauffman @ActiveRain @benkinney killed him. Blame that guy!

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

@AlaskaAir Was at the airport....

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Hey @AlaskaAir please tell Holly in Austin she is awesome! Appreciate her help today #andgiveheraraise

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

@kevinkauffman You never answer my calls! (Nice fish btw. That’s good times!)

[XBOX @XBOX]

RT for a chance to win an Xbox One X console inspired by the #AirJordan III. NoPurchNec. Ends 02/21/18. #Sweepstakes rules: https://t.co/BSYHSM7rcp

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

I love @TacoTimeNW But every time I stop by in Kenmore they forget something in my order. Every. Freaking. Time. #sorrykidnomexifries

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Why can't @dominos perfect the process of cutting the pizza? I shouldn't have to rip my pizza apart. Every. Time. #figureitout

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

#WhereIRoot in the Pacific Northwest

[Bob Stewart @activebob]

Me packing the last week: "where's the sharpie?" "Where's the tape?" Repeat. 5000 times. #theyhavelegs