virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️)

late 30s - 🔞 - I contain multitudes and/or tentacles - if you think you know me irl, i promise you don't - “iconic” and “evil genius” according to nathan foad

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

Hi new OFMD buds! If you're looking for any of my fic it will be linked in this thread. Happy reading. <3

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@david_jenkins__ it’s amazing how even though “most people” have stopped watching it’s doing absolute NUMBERS

but hey what would i know about data i’m just woke and ghey

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@carduelisfinch god you are so unbelievably hot

[David Jenkins @david_jenkins__]

They do check in a lot. Bodes well for these kids I think 🖤

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

it’d be really funny if ned were named after ned

[änna🏴‍☠️💔🪽hater era @lesaenni]

#ofmds2spoilers
when i say ‘i love ned’

i don’t mean him i mean him

[op is a fairly famous loumand enjoyer 🔞 @loumandliker]

okay not to entertain bad takes but the flattening of queer masculinity to Either hypermasc (has facial hair & wears Plain Clothes) or femme (is clean shaven and fussy about their clothes) is such an insane insult to the Sheer Variance of queer masculinity in men & otherwise lmao

[ellie @ellmercury]

hey a gentle heartwarming reminder that emotions are pretty high due to the finale this week so if you feel overwhelmed or not very well even though you think you should be happy and thrilled - it's alright, there's no right or wrong as to how this anticipation should look 🖤

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@Rotten_Soldier I see why you'd think that, but no. He's the type of guy who you look at and think, "Oh, that guy's hair is way too precise to be straight" and then what comes out of his mouth is straight from the red pill manosphere and you realise he only gets off on power.

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

Everyone in the Princess Bride is queer except Prince Humperdinck and no I will not be taking any questions or explaining myself.

[vic of the damned 🔞 @sickamore2012]

i still think stede is such crucial representation for tops who are cringe and not cool or good at sex

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

- the feel of warm sun on my skin
- cuddles with my kids
- orgasms (ed is 100% correct)

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@gimmesomepiracy He will not think that! He will think you are super cool and have a life and it will give him time to pine over you.

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@Natebutweirder PHILISTINES

[🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem]

babe is everything alright?? you’ve hardly sexualized that old man today

[DarkCaustic @DarkCaustic]

Losing my mind over—
Izzy must like to sing. Like to share music with others and how long has it been since he’s been able to sing, to share this piece of himself.

[Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡🦄 @Seven_Sugars]

You can tell we've been shouting a lot about Ed and Stede fucking because we've made it to the top 99.9% of all comedy shows in terms of social media demand. https://t.co/OubiizN4Ac

#ofmds2spoilers

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

@heynutkin @DextrousDemon they said WITHOUT joining a cult

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

hahahahahahahaha no but for real

[Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes]

this better not awaken anything in me (too late)