theresawolfinheresomewhere

born of a terrible misunderstanding, confuses reality with chemical imbalances and dead stares idiots.

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[4th Estate Books @4thEstateBooks]

We are heartbroken at the death of our beloved author, Dame Hilary Mantel, and our thoughts are with her friends and family, especially her husband, Gerald. This is a devastating loss and we can only be grateful she left us with such a magnificent body of work.

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Squeezing a book back into its place on the shelf and the books either side of it push in so pull those out and squeeze them in but the ones next to them push in & now I have to do full blown reno.

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I mean the real mindfuck for the Coalition is that they can never wheel out John Howard as some kind of Conservative hypnotist. This election just keeps on giving.

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I suppose everyone that voted is a Twitterati then. #AusVotes2022

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The best May 21st of all time #auspol

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I like to switch off the car radio just as someone’s spoken a whole word. It seems polite.

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Rain (this fukking rain), floods, earthquakes, bushfires, hot AF Antarctic is pester power. Planet Earth is a whiny, intolerable toddler. Can’t wait for the toddler to release the locusts #ClimateCrisis

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@slamup Preach

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From the little known Greek architectural style know as Moronic

[Crappy Cheapo Architecture @CheapoCrappy]

Ok, these are the worst columns I have ever seen in my life.

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I see Hate Exercise? in my TL. I thought it was a new trend of angry, performative calorie burning with your enemies instead of as a q, Do you really really dislike exercising?

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It’s pronounced gwhite isn’t it?

[ABC News @abcnews]

Steve Wilhite, man behind the GIF, dies of COVID-19 https://t.co/8Pz5UFyvP1

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@MatildaBoseley @AlboMP @WomensWeeklyMag Me like Fabio Albo

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So glad the worldwide pandemic is virtually over.
Imminent WWIII - Hold my vodka

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Dom running #sydneytrains like he’s Joseph Wilford commandeering Snowpiercer. But the trains are all separate, empty and not going anywhere. Good analogy though.

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My drug of choice; getting onto a stationary escalator.

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Okay it’s only a game BUT Italeeee #Euro2020Final

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It will never end

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Today on Straya’s Wheel. Of. MisFortune.*
Life crippling fine.
5 Years in Prison
Indefinite Purgatory on Quarantine Is.

*Aust/Indian contestants only

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@charliepick Question Time

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@Unexplained Fishiutto